2007-12-04

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2007-12-04 01:37 am

Dear Santa

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In May I helped [livejournal.com profile] target_termin8d hide a body (-173 points). Last Saturday I gave [livejournal.com profile] koryou a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Friday I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] nikita31j7 (-10 points). Last Thursday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In November I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).

Overall, I've been nice (125 points). For Christmas I deserve a Nintendo Wii!

Sincerely,
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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In June I caught a purse-snatcher who stole [livejournal.com profile] halcyondayz's purse (30 points). Last Monday I put money in [livejournal.com profile] triva20's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Friday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In May I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In January I committed genocide... Sorry about that, [livejournal.com profile] annettesamuelle (-5000 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4332 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
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