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Dear Santa
Dec. 4th, 2007 01:37 am Dear Santa...Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In May I helped ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif){kind=small} target_termin8d hide a body (-173 points). Last Saturday I gave koryou a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Friday I bought porn for nikita31j7 (-10 points). Last Thursday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In November I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Overall, I've been nice (125 points). For Christmas I deserve a Nintendo Wii! Sincerely, |
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| Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In June I caught a purse-snatcher who stole halcyondayz's purse (30 points). Last Monday I put money in triva20's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Friday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In May I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In January I committed genocide... Sorry about that, annettesamuelle (-5000 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-4332 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, |
